BICYCLE
noun

A vehicle consisting of two wheels held in a frame one behind the other, propelled by pedals and steered with handlebars attached to the front wheel.

Usually a bicycle will come equipped with front and back brakes. If used correctly brakes can help a bicycle rider slow down the speed or have the bicycle come to a completely stop.

However, if when riding a bicycle at high speed, you decide to only use a front brake to make a swift and sudden stop you just may find out what it means to temporarily have the ability to fly as you are launched over the handlebars of your bicycle.

If you accept a gift of temporal ability to fly, do remember to take the time to slip a moment or two of actually enjoying it instead of wasting it all on screaming. After all, there will be plenty of time for screaming and crying after you “land” on the ground in front of the bicycle.

Also, bicycles come in all kinds of pretty colors.