Life tip #69: Importance of Banana or How to deal with road ragers?
Always carry a banana when driving. Then if you get into a situation where some entitled shit for brains earthling posing as a driver has a hissy fit and for some reason thinks you can’t wait to see/hear him/her bitch and moan about your driving skills – just take out a banana, peel the skin off, and proceed to eat it slowly while maintaining eye contact. For some reason this either calms or freaks them out and they vanish into oblivion.
Bonus benefit: by eating a delicious banana you are actually making yourself better due to its amazing characteristics (potassium, vitamin C, vitamin B-6, manganese, fiber, etc.).
Conclusion: Instead of responding to a poophead road rager by becoming one yourself – just eat a banana. The world will be a better place if you do.
Bonus pro tip: always carry a banana. Not only is it delicious, it will also help you effectively deal with poophead ragers as well as prevent you becoming one.