adventures in temporary happiness: part III. – the serenity.
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instructions:
1. place the subject in front of a mirror
2. tell the subject to think of you
3. tell the subject to love you
4. snap a photo
5. repeat until the subject’s love is genuine
additional instructions: pay special attention to lust. horniness doesn’t count. kick subject in the balls or vagina to reset it. repeat the steps.
