adventures in temporary happiness: part II. – the bliss.
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instructions:
1. place the subject in front of a mirror
2. tell the to think of something devastating
3. tell the subject to now think of the direct opposite
4. snap a photo
5. repeat until the subject’s bliss is genuine
additional instructions: pay special attention to hibernation. falling asleep doesn’t count. stab the subject with a nail to reset it. repeat the steps.